The Satirical Rogue is a Resident Philosopher and Founding Member of the Good Company Club.
    An ex-priest currently serving 7 years in Chino maximum security prison for taking pornographic photographs of large, milk-producing animals, he sends his essays through the mail. When not reading his bible, he studies bovine biology, the languages of Eastern Bali, and Lobsters.
    Favorite book: Extirpation, Constipation and All That Jazz; the Life of Charlie Parker. By Jefferson Foley.
    Favorite movie: When the Cows Come Home, starring Peggy Shagwell.
    Favorite philosopher: Agaranaxisnamon.
    Favorite poet: Rod McKuen.

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